NincompooperyUK

I have just got back from Cardiff! Oh my god! I have got myself into some serious shit. Lets hope no one realises I am just a make-up artist in wardrob mistress clothing

Well for those of you who know me well, you will know I am an OSCAR obsessive. So as they announced the nominations Laura suggested I rant on here instead of to her. (If you want to see the whole list go to Oscar.com) I am delighted to see Johnny Depp nominated for best actor for Pirates he won't win but his was definitely the best performance although not the best film.All the acting categories have gone the more art house route this year which is nice to see, however its a bitch as well because most of them are not released here yet. Still predictions which I am always happy to get wrong are Actor - either Bill Murray (my choice) or Sean Penn (worthy which they love) Actress - Charlize Theron. Supporting Actor - Tim Robbins or Ken Watanabi. Supporting Actress - Renee Zellweger. Best Film - LOTR or Lost in Translation (I do not want Mystic River to win UGH) Best Director - Could be any of them although I am rooting for Jackson or Coppola. There rant over if you want to take bets on any of my choices or violently disagree you known I am always open to dialogue. LISA

I'll get a credit my pretty and your little dog too.

Needles to say I didn't get a credit for Britain's Hardest. Oh well. These Documentaries I am doing are aparantly being shown on the BBC, so I am now slightly freeked out. Also if anyone knows what a German postman in the 1920's looked like give us a clue.

OK Monday is now going to be double celebration as not only is my TV prog being aired, but I also just got a job with Tiger Aspect. This is the company who make programs like The Vicar of Dibly and are well recognised within the industry. I am going to be doing wardrobe and make-up (with full credit) for three documentaries about famous people and the way there health issues affected there life.

Just a quick note to remind everyone that 'Britain's Hardest' starts this coming Monday at 9pm. Everyone is welcome at mine from 8.

ok here is my first ever blog. I'm sure it will not be read by a populace of thousands. Even so a few rules and explanations should be expressed. Firstly no coments about spellings should be sent to me as I have excuses rangeing from rampant drunkenness to dyslexia. Furthermore this is a family blog writen by myself and my family in response to nincompoopery.com writen by my good friend Scooter. OK just fount spell check so no excuse for any more spelling errors. I will leave said blog here and report back later.

PS Dan says sorry for the large phone bill in Dorset as Laura is pissing about with the internet